Reaching the Itch

May 25’s 10 Things to Be Happy About

1. Pear Sherbet - I’m not a big fan of pears or sherbet so I don’t think that this would make me happy.

2. A Hug After a Long Day - I know that almost anyone will accept these, especially if the long day has been extremely stressful. My mom walks in the door most days looking like she is going to cry because of this awful woman that works in her building who is continually trying to sabotage her in the workplace. I personally think that she should be fired for some of the stuff that she has pulled but that’s just my opinion.

3. The End of a Disagreement - I’m just glad that I don’t have many of them in my life but when I do it’s always better when they are ending so that it can just go away and I can move on with my life. Some people hold grudges for too long instead of moving on. Moving on is a part of life people. I lost a few friends because of dumb arguments that they never got over which I think is horrendous.

4. Pull-Apart Bread Loaves - Meaning that they are precut?

5. Golden Deeds - Why are the deeds golden? Are they really valuable or are they actually a golden color??

6. Spring-Cleaning Your Life - Getting rid of people that I no longer talk to on facebook is always a wonderful way of cleaning up my life. Or deleting people in my phone that I no longer want anything to do with is another good way of cleaning my life.

7. Reaching the Itch - Who doesn’t love when they finally find that spot that has been bothering the so much? I get them all the time and when I can’t reach them I either find something to rub my back with or have a friend itch my back.

8. To Bed Early, Rising Early - I wish that I could go to bed early but if I did that than my summer would be a bust. Apparently at college I’m a grandmother because I constantly go to bed before everyone else. It’s usually because I get up earlier than everyone else and do my homework during the daylight hours instead of saving it for the nighttime hours.

9. Getting Your Money’s Worth - These days it’s really hard to get your money’s worth because everything is made with such cheap materials so that it breaks easier and you’ll spend more money with companies paying to fix it. It’s stupid and annoying considering you paid so much money in the first place to buy it.

10. Ventriloquism - Honestly this freaks me out because those dummies are really creepy looking.