Multiple Mustards

April 21's 10 Things to Be Happy About

1. Cornflower-Blue Skies - As opposed to sky blue skies? What the heck does this even mean?

2. Multiple Mustards - As long as there is honey mustard for my chicken nuggets I'm all set. It is the best kind of mustard I have to say.

3. Pulling Off a Surprise - I remember my mom being so excited to pull of my surprise thirteenth birthday during exam week in seventh grade. It was a lot of fun and I most of the girls from my class came. I also threw her a surprise birthday party when I was younger and she and my sister were in D.C. when I planned it and it worked out so well and she had absolutely no idea!

4. Calm Acceptance - I'd rather people calmly accept news rather than freaking out and that's why I'm afraid to confront people when they are being assholes. I'm not very good at it unless I know that they won't blow up at me and that they will accept whatever I've told them in a calm manner.

5. Finding the New Product You Were Seeking - I love going shopping when I have the money to spend and when I find something that I saw a while ago that I really wanted I'm especially happy about my shopping trip.

6. Restroom Doors that Actually Lock - I love when this occurs but my question is what happens that makes them unable to lock? Do people beat them until they can no longer lock? I swear if you go into a new bathroom they all work but if you go into a bathroom that's a couple years or older the bathroom locks are beaten to a pulp!

7. Ludicrousness - Laughing at something absurd is always fun and makes people happy. When something unexpected happens it's really fun to laugh at whatever is happening because its so weird.

8. A Song's Special Meaning - I think in every relationship a couple has a song that means more to them than other songs.

9. Crossing Things Off the Assignment Board - It always makes people feel like they've accomplished something when they can cross it off of their list of things to do or assignments to finish. I love that feeling.

10. Crepe-Paper Twists - ???